CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.

Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust

by Jkdragon May 3, 2014

tip to crust

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.

When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.

by tiptocrust May 19, 2016

penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

punk crust

a pair of clothing, usually tends to be a pair of jeans wore by a mentally unstable alt person for over six months without being washed or cleaned

person1 : why do your jeans look dirty
person2: cause ive had them for over a year now, i think ive only washed them once.... its called punk crust

by _l3astard January 18, 2021

Summer Crust

When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.

Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .

Scully- Dude your a summer crust.

Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.

by KING DAVO December 2, 2009

vagina crust

A thick layer of dried up cum around the vaginal area

Damn girl, you need to clean off your vagina crust!

by iknowitstrue February 12, 2015