Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.

1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98

by Duper NO! December 14, 2023

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$19.99

A price stores use to trick people’s brains into thinking it’s so much cheaper than $20.00.

Customer1: okay, so there’s a box of frozen pizza for $19.99 and another one for $20.00… which one should I buy?

Customer2: you should definitely buy the one for $19.99! It’s cheaper, so you can save your money!

Customer1: omg thanks!!

*the cashier snickers while hearing their conversation*

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

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$59.99

SEE!? $21.82 is a FUCKING STEAL for a bible! Soper Omega Bible Supreme! It's like half the price of a Trump bible! Over half! I'm practically GIVING these motherfuckers away!

Hym "Why pay $59.99 for a thing that you can get for free at any Motel 6 in the country? For one MEAGER payment of $28.12 (+tax +shipping and handling) you can get the Super Omega Bible Supreme! AND... If you order now with special Promo code 'Steal the stop'... We will send you a stolen stop sign AND sign the Super Omega Bible Supreme! Not with my name... But with the word 'STOP.' Buy it now! That's special promo code 'Steal the stop™' Customers that call within the next 60 seconds will receive a FREE daughter appraisal with thier purchase of 2 or more Super Omega Bible Supreme...S... Call now! Call the phone number now!

Ope! We have out first caller! Hi! Yes! Hello? Yes! Your daughter? A filthy slut! Um.... What? Nonono hey buddy, fuck you! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING... NO FUCK YOOOUU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! YOU WANT ME TO LIE!? YOU WANT ME TO LIE AND TELL YOU SHE'S NOT A FILTHY SLUT!? FU- HEY! DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET HIM ON THE LINE! GET- GET HIM ON! HIT THE RE-DIAL! HOOO MAN! Get- Yeah? YEAH I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! Get this cocksucker back on the line! Hoooo man.... Hohoho... You... You motherfucker... Hurry it up... You fuck- You just had the phone IN YOUR FUCKING HAND... How is it taking so long for you t- Oh! Hello? Ooooh. Hey sweety. Can you put your dad on? Who? Me? Tell him it's the guy who KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! TELL HIM THAT! OK!?........ Yeah, yeah shut up. Shutupshutupshutup! She's getting the fucking... She's getting the dad...... YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT WE'RE STILL LIVE, SARAH!? WHAT DID I SAY!? SHUT UUUP, SARAH! I SAID- Ope Hello? Yeah? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU PRICK! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW! FUCK YOU! Hang it... Hang it up. HANG IT UP SARAH!!! Hoooo... Hoooooly shit... This fucking guy... THIIIS fucking guy... Hooo... Wait! Sarah! SARAH! God...damnit! Sar- I'm fucking... Look, you! Just by the book, alright? It's not $59.99. It's $29.41 it's better than all the other books. If you're daughter's not a slut I won't call her a slut, ok?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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Savoury 99

1. A sausage placed inside a cup of baked beans. Giving the impression of a savoury version of a traditional 99 whippy cone.

2. Anal sex

1.

Michael: There you go. As ordered, one cup of beans. And I've put a sausage in and all. So, it's a Michael special.
Alan Partridge: Marvellous. Lovely. It's like, sort of, like a savoury 99.

2. “I gave her the old savoury 99.”

by ScarlettDevice March 4, 2025

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