plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

plonko

someone who gets pissed of cheap wine

by daniel king February 16, 2003

Plook

AKA plouk. A spot, whitehead, zit, pustule, comodone.

I squeezed a load of pus from a great big plook on the tip of his nose.

by Dark Anaemic I October 9, 2013

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 5, 2003

yank your plank

yank your plank is a british term for wanking

yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank

by christu October 1, 2006

ponk a yammy

v. To hit with something, throw something at, or shoot.

Dat Boy done ponk a yammy wit me for the last time.

by Def Bommy May 5, 2003

ponk

A french fart.
no im actually serious.

your ponk smells.

by crazyPsycho16 March 5, 2022