A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.
by Drtrantheman123 May 09, 2016
by tounge__kid May 02, 2020
Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams
by FCDubbs August 25, 2022
Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 27, 2017
salmon roeee is an aesthetic which derives from the 90's,00's and the 2010's.people with this aesthetic mostly wear baggy and skinny jeans,skater skirts and many more trends from the 90's,00's and 2010's.
by _saumonnnnn_ January 24, 2022
by Ilovemilfs420 July 20, 2021
The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 05, 2021