Sex salmon

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.

Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.

by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016

Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008

sierra salmon

A girl that needs to shut the fuck up sometimes

Guy 1: that girl is being a Sierra salmon

Guy 2: such a shame

by Ilovemilfs420 July 19, 2021

Tristan Salmon

A sexy ass nigga Who watches one peice and is horrible at every single game he touches

Yo I don't want to play with Tristan Salmon he is so trash

by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion

You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids

by GlonkySalmon June 6, 2022

Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips

Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!

by Chitlins May 26, 2021

The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021