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Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
A person who is half black, half white, and all annoying. Everything this person says goes through a "stupid filter". Asks questions constantly to the point where you want to bash it's head in. Has no idea who his daddy is.
Run, here comes the Pokatone
Potatoe is an older but still correct spelling of the word more commonly word spelled potato. It turns out that Dan Quail and the young student were both correct in there spellings. The e at the end of potatoe was largely dropped by the end of the 20th century.
white potatoe, baked potatoe, sweet potatoe
Potatoe by crjohn March 26, 2014

Potatowned 

Originally used when someone noticed that Merry or Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Lord of the Rings seemed to pronounce potatowned quite well with his mouth. A clip was made and distributed throughout the internet. This clip can be viewed here:

potatowned.com/upload/potatowned.gif

The evolution of the term allowed it to travel across the globe, hitting and sticking with none other than gamers. While playing games such as Counter-Strike, World of Warcraft, and even Battlefield 2, you can find other gamers using the term.

Most gamers have picked up other statements such as "tomatowned" along the way as well.

There is now a small and growing website community that has picked up the domain www.potatowned.com and uses it for recreational off topic discussions.

While hanging out - "dude that freaking rocked, Chuck Norris just potatowned that guy by roundhouse kicking him in the face!"

In use of the website - "holy crap did you see that one sweet video? I found it at potatowned.com"

While gaming - "Z0mg Roffle Copters... t3h nub just got potatowned!"

potatoing 

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex
Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing
potatoing by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

Pootator 

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom
I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"
Pootator by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008