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Option J 

Option J
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Option J refers to the advice "whip it out" as a solution to any life situation.

The phrase originated in the September 1, 2004 Primer Lounge, in which was discussed what a man should do if a stadium's Kiss Cam were to spotlight him and an estranged ex-girlfriend. Option J was offered by Keith Scott as the ninth potential course of action. There was no option I.

Option J does NOT simply refer to any situation in which the member is exposed. Situations in which it is not an "option", such as urinating or showering, do not qualify. At least one other person must be present, and the situation must be one in which the act does not perfectly fit within social norms, so that an element of shock exists. The term is often incorrectly used to describe self-abuse (masturbation).
You can appropriately use option J in these situations:

-When you don't have enough money to pay bus fare.

-During a parent/teacher conference when your teacher is about to announce to your parent(s) your homework deficiency.

-When you're on the Kiss Cam at a sporting event with an estranged ex.

-During communion.

-at a wedding when the holy man asks if there are any objections to be made.

-to explain option J before verbally trying to explain option J.

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i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.
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See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.
Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
Pre J by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013
it's a really funny meme where it shows spunk bop (spongebob) and he is standing and he starts like crying and running away really fast and dramatically and the gif has the caption "the j" i love it
dave: hey did you hear about the funny meme called "the j"
dave 2: yeah it's really funny
the j by tpot#4444 January 15, 2021

A.J Fade-away 

Army Jerk Fade-away. Refers to the habit of Australian Army personnel to 'fade away' when having a night out, usually in the form of leaving without saying goodbye to the people they are there with. Often used to describe the habit of Army males leaving the females they have been trying to become romantically involved with.
"Where'd you end up last night, I didn't see you after dinner?" "Yeah I did the old A.J Fade-away"

or

"Dude this party is pretty crap" "Yeah...you wana do the ol' A.J Fade-away?" "Sounds like a plan"
A.J Fade-away by slavick07 June 6, 2009

wicked j 

Comedian, and Twisted Advice Guru. Known for saying exactly what's on his mind, and offering advice to callers and/or audience members in a very straight forward and sometimes rude, but helpful way.
Wicked J told me some twisted advice, but it actually helped!
wicked j by Mary Jones May 4, 2006

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.