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Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.
Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u
by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022
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Bob

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3
bob is so HANDSOME UWUW
by Stupid Af June 30, 2021
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Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘
Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob💘
by Rachell McM November 4, 2020
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bobbing for apples

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
by graviedewd May 5, 2019
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Billy Bob

A fisherman (usually exclusively a shore fisherman) who keeps every fish he catches, every time. Especially snagged 29 inch walleyes. Usually complains about fancy boats.
We can’t have any good fishing around here because of all these damn Billy Bobs”
by Babbabooie July 24, 2021
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bob

bob does not forgive
bob does not forgive
by critical716 December 16, 2023
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