love sucks
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love sucks by Dee November 19, 2004
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sucks balls
An expression used when things are shitty to the extent that the situtation is analogous to the displeasure a heterosexual male would feel if he were to suckle upon the testicles of another man.
sucks balls by Faulkner August 11, 2006
suckquel
1. (noun) A sucky-sequel to a usually decent or sometimes excellent movie.
2. (noun) A movie sequel that will never live up to the expectations of it's predecessor and in some cases even makes the original movie suck as well.
2. (noun) A movie sequel that will never live up to the expectations of it's predecessor and in some cases even makes the original movie suck as well.
Did you know that Speed II: Cruise Control was such a suckquel that Keanu Reeves wouldn't even star in it? Ironically, he did go on to star in not one but TWO Matrix suckquels.
suckquel by Pickmepickme February 1, 2010
Sucktality
1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Sucktality by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Suckument
Suckument by ibchupacabra October 28, 2011
Sucking his own dick
To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.
Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.
Sucking his own dick by Zim53 July 13, 2012