clit eater 

a lesbian.

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

clit eater by Nick D May 1, 2003

Eating off the dollar menu 

A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.

Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"

Eating off the dollar menu by Tha6foota May 11, 2009

pooh eater 

adj/noun -a tony.
- a human/thing that eats pooh
-a loser, freak, dickwad

Tony is the biggest pooh eater in the world

pooh eater by minnnieee March 30, 2003

Death Eaters 

The Death Eaters was the name given to followers of Lord Voldemort. The group primarily consisted of wizards and witches who were radical pure blood supremacists, and who practised the Dark Arts with reckless abandon and without regard or fear of wizarding law. Lord Voldemort used this select group of wizards and witches during both the First and Second Wizarding Wars, employing them as his elite force. They often wore black hoods and masks with snake-like eye slits to cover their faces. Only the members of the inner circle of the Death Eaters had Dark Marks burned into their left forearms. When Voldemort touched one of them, each of the Death Eaters felt it, signalling for them to Apparate to their leader's side.

The Death Eaters are Voldemort, the Carrows, Dolohov, the Averys, Rookwood, the Rosiers, Selwyn, Crouch Jr, the Lestranges, the Crabbes, the Malfoys, Gibbon, the Goyles, Jugson, Karkaroff, the Mulcibers, Nott, Pettigrew, Black, Greyback, Snape, Rowle, Travers, Wilkes, Macnair, and Yaxley.

death eaters

Death Eaters by CmanCunningham March 4, 2013

ballsack eater 

One who munches or "eats" ballsacks.

"Jessie is a ballsack eater!"

ballsack eater by Klitoris King! April 19, 2016

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker 

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Dick Ridin/Dick Eating 

S and B Sucking the skin off of someone's dick, balls deep and constantly bouncing on someone 24/7 with so much passion and always giving them props even if its not necessary.

Always talking about someone even though its not necessary or greatly acknowledging someone.

Can you stop Dick Ridin/Dick Eating

Dick Ridin/Dick Eating by The Roast God! September 6, 2016