top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

Top

A male who sticks their dick in

He's a top

by fairymis June 24, 2023

run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.

Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...

by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019

Top MG

It's a slang term that means being under so many layers of irony that you don’t know who you are anymore.

The term is often used to describe someone who has lost touch with reality or their own identity due to excessive irony or sarcasm.

She doesn't even like the show anymore, idk why she's watching it. She's such a Top MG

by Mukesh Gupta August 1, 2023

Golden Top 20

A group of extraordinarily fucked up individuals, a family of rejects

person 1: did you hear that sophie potter didn't get into the golden top 20

person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that

by Verbal randoms March 9, 2020

top

To give top is to give a blowjob

"didn't know she was your girlfriend when she gave me top"

by aiibro April 27, 2017

Top-Knobing

When someone is knobing a top dog or prominent person to gain a promotion or favor.

Look at her fancy Audi, how did she get that top job?

- She was Top-Knobing the top knob at the company.

by anonymous October 26, 2020