Small top hat 

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

Small top hat by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Cock Top 

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

Cock Top by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

porn-top by pizarol April 23, 2023

Tip top 

Vodka, lemonade, black current squash.

Bob: tip top
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: carmarthen special, you should know, they dont do it anywhere elce.

Tip top by Step lupid May 27, 2023

soft top boys 

Boys that travel the world together with their soft tops. They are kooks that go to J-bay.

Did you guys see the soft top boys get wrecked on that wave? I hope someone recorded it

soft top boys by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023

The Top Dog 

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)

You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog

The Top Dog by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023

on top 

When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.

"Damn, how did you know that. You're always too on top !"

on top by Gorgophone June 30, 2023