Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011

shit handed

The result of seated ass wiping, especially when combined with a crumpling paper strategy, as opposed to the equally popular fold, wipe and release or civilised method. Wiping done seated with a tilt and using the crumple method is dangerous, unsteady and frowned upon. Thus, it often results in shit residue reaching the hand, fingers, or cuff.

My loud ass boss came into the bathroom to piss and moan, so i hunkered and opted for the seated wipe and crumpling of paper so as not to draw his attention. While leaning to my left i momentarily lost my balance and bearings and inadvertently shit handed myself. I was not pleased, as i had recently eaten corn.

by mstephenfeeley December 26, 2007

Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.

In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.

by dryoweegog January 21, 2010

shit stop

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.

Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!

by J3553 November 18, 2007

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).

Carl is such a shit volcano.

by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010

Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out

Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.

by Brasher May 8, 2008