The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

The Texas Wet Dog by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009

the trump effect 

The trump effect is a almost proven theory that every law or bill that Donald trump puts through will add another 100 protesters to the streets

Joe: hey man did you see the storm of protesters after Donald trump passed that travel ban.
Steve: yeah that's the trump effect.

the trump effect by the bum rash January 30, 2017

The taylor trailor 

a man fucking another man in the ass through a donut.

James will your parents catch us doin THE TAYLOR TRAILOR in there bed?

The taylor trailor by wisemanug May 6, 2006

The Turkey 

The act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his penis up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers' waistband, then pulling his balls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. This trick is closely related to The Mongoose.

My friends were both enthused and horrified when i did The Turkey in front of them.

The Turkey by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

letting the air out of the tires

(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.

Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?

Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.

letting the air out of the tires by boggler December 25, 2008

Doing the Tevez 

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.

When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"

Doing the Tevez by REL74 February 12, 2010

fell in the toilet 

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit

Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet

fell in the toilet by Sassyredbitch June 9, 2018