Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

parkinson's law

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Parksism

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government

Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.

by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

parkway drive

an awesome metalcore band hailing from byron bay Australia. The album 'Killing with a smile' (2005) has been a great success for them. It was produced by Killswitch engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz. It has insane guitar harmonies and gut-busting breakdowns. 'Smoke Em If Ya Got Em' is an awesome song that any metalhead will mosh to.
Taking their name from the name of the street thay had their band practise on.

"Dude did you like the parkway drive concert!??"
"Did I Like it!? Look at my pants!!"

by adam van hell May 12, 2006