Definitions by potterfreak98

Petting the horse. 

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

Petting the horse. by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

Tatthole 

A major asshole who is loaded up with tattoos because he thinks they make him like a badass.

Hostess: Welcome, sir, how may I help you?

Tatthole: Fuck you, I'm a badass!

Hostess: What a tatthole.

Tatthole by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

Obama Derangement Syndrome 

The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.

Announcer: This is Skeeter.

Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.

Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.

Obama Derangement Syndrome by potterfreak98 October 26, 2012

Mitt Romney effect. 

The more you spend time with someone, the less you like them.

Karen: I thought the new guy was cool at first, but, now, I think he's a douche.

Jenna: he's got a total Mitt Romney effect.

Mitt Romney effect. by potterfreak98 September 23, 2012

Genwunners 

People who think the only good Pokemon games are Red, Blue and Yellow.

Genwunner: hey, kid what are you playing?

8 year-old kid: Pokemon Black version.

Genwunner: What is this world coming to?

8 year-old kid: stupid Genwunners.

Genwunners by potterfreak98 August 20, 2012

pig parker 

Someone who parks the car outside the lines of the parking space.

Larry David: you happy with that park?

pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?

Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?

pig parker: what am I?

Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!

pig parker by potterfreak98 July 29, 2012