Perkins Moment 

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

Perkins Moment by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

Boss Moment

A soul train hypothetical scenario with the ability to cause creative argument in relevance to unnecessary scatter-thought poetry.

"Rose are red,

Unicorns are purple,

This poem makes no sense.

Apple Juice"

"It's a pretty good thing we gravity then, huh? Or else the rest would be up in the air"

"That's a Boss Moment"

Boss Moment by Ryan / Yes, Ryan. October 3, 2011

Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

Ash Moment by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

devie moment 

1.) When one is struggling while performing a simple task and acting like a child when doing so.

2.) An adult temper tantrum performed commonly by large ginger males

Spencer totally just had a devie moment while trying to tie his shoes, his whining gave me the impression he was going to cry.

devie moment by Tracy Bleu November 7, 2011

Zengle moment 

Zengle moment is the act of taking something ten steps to far and accidentally killing someone

zengle moment the act if driving you car at someone an almost hitting them or taking it way to far and being a boga

Zengle moment by Gmanhaha November 22, 2011

knife moment 

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

knife moment by bashereddin December 6, 2011

Durre Moment 

a period of time when nothing is more important to you than sleep.

'Wake up, you have an exam'
'Leave me alone, I'm having a Durre Moment'

Durre Moment by Nyan Cat is Nyan January 4, 2012