blonde moment
No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
blonde moment by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
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Perkins Moment
Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*
Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*
Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
Perkins Moment by ThatChick? July 15, 2011
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Boss Moment
A soul train hypothetical scenario with the ability to cause creative argument in relevance to unnecessary scatter-thought poetry.
"Rose are red,
Unicorns are purple,
This poem makes no sense.
Apple Juice"
"It's a pretty good thing we gravity then, huh? Or else the rest would be up in the air"
"That's a Boss Moment"
Unicorns are purple,
This poem makes no sense.
Apple Juice"
"It's a pretty good thing we gravity then, huh? Or else the rest would be up in the air"
"That's a Boss Moment"
Boss Moment by Ryan / Yes, Ryan. October 3, 2011
Ash Moment
Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.
Karla: Where'd Sam go?
Heather: She went to find her phone.
Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?
Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment
Heather: She went to find her phone.
Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?
Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment
Ash Moment by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011
devie moment
1.) When one is struggling while performing a simple task and acting like a child when doing so.
2.) An adult temper tantrum performed commonly by large ginger males
2.) An adult temper tantrum performed commonly by large ginger males
Spencer totally just had a devie moment while trying to tie his shoes, his whining gave me the impression he was going to cry.
devie moment by Tracy Bleu November 7, 2011
Zengle moment
zengle moment the act if driving you car at someone an almost hitting them or taking it way to far and being a boga
Zengle moment by Gmanhaha November 22, 2011
Jalix Moment
Developed as a sort of "Friend Shared" meme by Jaliximorph on steam, also coined by the fan created OC Character of the Same name for the Warhammer 40k Universe.
Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
*Destroys an Army, while humming to himself*
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?
*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*
Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?
*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*
Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?
Jalix Moment by fayulcaek January 10, 2012