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money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.
Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
money by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021
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Money by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 9, 2021
Moneymatician
Slang.
An expert in or student of currency.
One who knows how to manifest money from seeming nothing-ness by reorganizing one’s own budget; Working, leveraging conventional financial credit, reorganizing debt, investing, and any other means of sustaining financial survival for a short time or as a perpetuating mode of existence.
An expert in or student of currency.
One who knows how to manifest money from seeming nothing-ness by reorganizing one’s own budget; Working, leveraging conventional financial credit, reorganizing debt, investing, and any other means of sustaining financial survival for a short time or as a perpetuating mode of existence.
This I can tell you. Your boy was a real moneymatician, he could juggle money like no tomorrow, he knew all the tricks to stretch a dollar. One time he was paying a bill to a company on the west coast of the country by sending a check in the mail, he had me deliver a check to the post office on the east coast at 3pm on Friday afternoon.
Later I asked him why if it was due the following Monday he’d had my self send it so close to the due date with it most probably not reaching the bill collector in time, and he explains:
“ it’s a simple kind of magic. It was post marked before the due date. It will most likely sit at the post office all weekend, the. Monday , it will begin the 5 day journey across country where it will sit for the weekend again, then be received by the collector, then be processed and deposited, and if all these things take roughly 3 days, that gives us 2 extra weeks before they withdraw the money. I’m expecting to receive a check next week, so the money shall be there.”
Later I asked him why if it was due the following Monday he’d had my self send it so close to the due date with it most probably not reaching the bill collector in time, and he explains:
“ it’s a simple kind of magic. It was post marked before the due date. It will most likely sit at the post office all weekend, the. Monday , it will begin the 5 day journey across country where it will sit for the weekend again, then be received by the collector, then be processed and deposited, and if all these things take roughly 3 days, that gives us 2 extra weeks before they withdraw the money. I’m expecting to receive a check next week, so the money shall be there.”
Moneymatician by SwankyNameHere July 12, 2021
Money
The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.
Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.
Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.
Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
Money by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021