sweater muffins 

Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.

Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.

sweater muffins by Donkey Pong July 19, 2006

muffining 

when someone tries to eat muffins but cannot

my mom made muffins and then I was muffing around.

muffining by Couch monster November 13, 2003

fluffy muffins 

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd

That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap

fluffy muffins by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011

Muffandankles 

Hairy muff and huge ankles.
Derived from the meaning 'bush pig' - had to many beers and she will do.

Ohh not another muffandankle

Muffandankles by ugly October 17, 2001

Muffing 

To go deep underground exploring caves and potholes. An adrenaline fuelled activity conducted by "Muffers"

Muffer

Those muffers have been Muffing, that's exploring caves. They like to go in deep.

Muffing by Muffers-Rule October 19, 2015

Muffling 

A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.

Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!

Muffling by Cahill_RO April 18, 2018

Muffinmold

The moldy excretion that rests between unreachable areas of skin on an obese person.

You know me, I'll fuck anything! However, that fat bitch's muffinmold made me projectile vomit! Needless to say, the bitch will never smell like pine sol.

Muffinmold by Stephanie Ling & Tim MacDonald February 9, 2009