Mr Lewis

Mr Lewis is a big lad who likes to fuck children in his old ww2 bunker. While he is not out catching kiddies he is most likely fingering himself at his weight loss that went down the drain the drain during lockdown. For example he likes to shag the stunning Jimmy Saville. He also cooks minors after he is done with them

That Mr Lewis is a stinky fat nonce

by Big Lad Mr Lewis A.K.A Gary December 12, 2020

Mr Saturday

Nickname for F1 driver George Russel, since his qualifying pace is out of this world.

Crofty: Here comes George Russel, Mr Saturday, with another incredible lap

by Dr3Ln4 November 22, 2021

Mr. Miller

The history Teacher that poops his pants

Mr. Miller, how did the Egyptians get this....

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Mr G

This is the guy you go to for anything. Need some bitches on your dick? YOU NEED MR. G! Need some money to get the mob off your back? YOU NEED MR. G! Simply need a bag of donuts? YOU NEED MR. G!

Student: god damn I'm hungry!
Student 2: Me too, I really need something in my system.
Mr. G: BOYS! I GOT DONUTS!!
Students: YYYYEEESS!!! Thanks Mr G!!

by Simba69420 October 6, 2021

mr keil

Just the sexiest man alive
Hobbies include:
-controlled bumming
-dogging
-getting something into him by the end of the day

Look at Mr Keil, what a dilf

by Daddy K 69 July 8, 2021

Mr Osman

a great chemistry teacher with great humour

mr osman: “i went on a honeymoon to wales.. my wife loved it!”

by azowier May 11, 2022

Mr. Morton

Mr. Morton is a dummy thicc stalker guy from Schoolhouse Rock, with the face of Peter Griffin.

Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022