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Greek Mythical God of PARTY and WAR; adopted son of Zeus; fat,hairy, but deceptively attractive; partys like a fucking rock star. Angry when sober; Bad ass dude when intoxicated. Loyal to his homies. Tends to live in solitude, until called upon. Deliverer of pain to all enemies. Preaches reciprocity in all environments. Unbreakable spirit. Digs all chicks.
Bitch, Step the fuck back or I will fucking keil you!!

I just want to get keiled the fuck up! Give me a brew, lets get high!!!
Keil by kigi October 22, 2008
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To force yourself upon an unwilling female whilst dancing, usually involving brutal thrusting to the ass region.

Often performed by hairy, desperate boys.
1 :Dude she just got keiled!
2 :Man, Alex is wasted. We better warn the girls that there is gonna be some intense keiling going down!
keil by Jeffery Bong. March 7, 2008
Related Words
keila • Keily • keilah • Keil • Keilis • Keilan • Keilana • Keilani • keilen • keilin
In the act of gay sex, you lift ur feet up, while still in his ass, and use ur feet to whack the guy off.
-Hey do u want me to keil you?
-Sure! Just clib your toenails first.
Keil by douche bag March 14, 2003
When you're fucking the shit out of a small dog and the small dog ejaculates onto your toes and your girlfriend licks it off.
Oh my god, why did they Keil all over you? Now I have to lick it, Keil style.
Keil by andrewburke December 10, 2022
Just the sexiest man alive
Hobbies include:
-controlled bumming
-dogging
-getting something into him by the end of the day
Look at Mr Keil, what a dilf
mr keil by Daddy K 69 July 8, 2021

Herma Keil 

Herma Keil along with brothers Olaf, Klaus, Rudolf and cousin Freddie Keil formed The Keil Isles in the 1950s which proved to be a popular hit making band. The band at one stage was billed as Herma Keil & The Keil Isles. He was their lead vocalist for six years from 1960 until 1966. He along with sister Eliza left the band to pursue solo careers. He released records under his own name as a solo artist and he and sister Eliza appeared in the musical comedy film Don't Let It Get To. Herma currently resides in Australia where he enjoys spending time with family and friends. This year (2020)he will be turning 80.
´Have you heard Herma Keil´s song ´The Twist¨?´
´Yeah! I love that song¨
´The Keil Isles are a great group´
Herma Keil by ANTI-NEPHI-LEHI July 7, 2020

The Keil Isles 

The Keil Isles were a New Zealand-based Rock & Roll group which consisted of the Keil Brothers, Olaf, Herman, Rudolf, Klaus and their cousin Freddie Keil. They were all Samoans with German ancestry.
´Have you listened to the Keil Isles?´
¨ Yeah, they´re great´
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