Cleveland apple picking

Cleveland apple picking

I went Cleveland apple picking

by anonymous September 6, 2025

Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Slave Apple

A shiny red ball gag.

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.

by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025

Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.

That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.

by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025

Poison Apple

Very tempting raging chemistry with a toxic person who will destroy your sanity and wellness.

Nah dog, she blew your mind, but then pressed the nuclear button sent you packing for no reason. It has been a month. Don’t go back now that she says you have to do better to get more lovin. She’s a poison apple.

by Studly Wordsmith February 7, 2026

the Apple cube

the Apple cube a long awaited object made the creator BENTON he made this to harness the power of Williams search history. basically a cube of forks and apples together not too crazy.

Benton made “the Apple cube” again

by dabigguypantsonkaynodihfr February 21, 2026