butter your biscuits

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.

"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

pat your weave

When you get a fine hair weave and it itches, you stay looking fly by patting it instead of scratching your hair. This is because a weave is not your actual hair so you can't scratch your actual scalp to relieve the itch.

"Girl, your hair looks so good."
"I know."
"Yeah but it itches so badly."
"Just pat your weave."

by Bonnie Jackson June 30, 2008

I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"

Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"

by Douchebagtwerp April 9, 2011

whats your damage

agree with previous definitions, but should add the origin of this phrase-
the movie "Heathers"

Winona Ryder-"What's your damage?"

by oldschool May 18, 2004

Your grandpap a trap

When you need to one up everyone else’s insult...

Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your granny tranny
Your grandpap a trap

by DarkiXe March 15, 2018

collect your thoughts

To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.

Person1: Hey, what's up?

Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.

Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?

Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.

Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?

Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.

by L e a f January 9, 2010

trust your hang

A reminder to be a man, do what your instinct tells you (most people say gut feeling, but its actually based in a more Southern area)

Murphy: I don't know man, I want to bone her, but I don't want anybody finding out...

Connor: Look, bro, just trust your hang. It will not lead you wrong.

Note that there are some instances where it can lead you wrong... but forget about those. Let the good times roll.

by DontLookBackInAnger August 18, 2009