ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.
Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.
by broception_15 May 12, 2019
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Ghost pooper

Someone who has to poop in a public restroom, but they are embarrassed so they sit silently in their stall until you leave.
Every time I use the bathroom at work there's a ghost pooper in the handicap stall.
by FreshCiggy September 14, 2022
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bittu ghost

Bittu ghost
Love, caring, loveable, husband material
I wish i could be bittu ghost 's wife
I wish bittu could gratefull with his life
I wish bittu was happy with his life
I wish i could meet bittu in 2 years
No other bittu in this world could change the purest hearth that bittu ghost has
by Amy pamy November 22, 2021
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ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
by Thatmlggamer September 15, 2016
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Ghost Leak

A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.
Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”
by RoofZen August 23, 2021
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Ghost body

Someone you slept with but you don’t count as a body
The frat boy who lasted 2 seconds inside is a ghost body to me
by anonymous April 29, 2024
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Ghost Rider

When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
by mangegroup March 1, 2019
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