Definitions by Cumguzzler92648

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

Hobo hand race by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Pink Tiger 

A white person who has stretch marks and a heavy tan so their skin is dark and the stretch marks look like tiger stripes

After Samantha lost all that weight she came back from Mexico looking like a pink tiger

Pink Tiger by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024

sneaky farmer 

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out

Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter

sneaky farmer by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024

Bear Race 

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

Bear Race by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024

Clam dangle

The art of hanging off a boat and peeing into to a lake

Yadira did a clam dangle after killing that 12 pack on the boat

Clam dangle by Cumguzzler92648 June 8, 2024

Ghost Butter Churner 

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.

Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.

Ghost Butter Churner by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024

Cumture 

The act of cumming on a woman’s gums after she pullers her dentures out creating a set of cum dentures

Rudy sure gave Betty white a cumture

Cumture by Cumguzzler92648 December 31, 2022