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Pull a Chris 

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you
Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude
Pull a Chris by Duke Derpleheim October 11, 2013

Pull A Chris 

When shit isn't going your way, so you throw a giant hissy fit and storm off like a lil bish
Man, remember the time Hillary decided to pull a Chris after Trump whooped her ass in the election?
Pull A Chris by Xander2018 December 1, 2018

Doing a Chris Brown 

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a car without any context what so ever
Pulling a Chris by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

The Creepy Chris 

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.
I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok