Ass backwards 

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

Ass backwards by egnarooorange December 9, 2008

ass batter 

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

ass batter by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

ass bastard 

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

ass bastard by Dody Bush December 11, 2008

ass tastic 

When a girl named steely enjoy many a nights of anal butt pleasures

Damn that gurl steely is ass tastic!

ass tastic by damb112 December 17, 2008

Ass Up 

To prepare and or raise one’s ass up in position for anal sex.

Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.

She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.

Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.

Ass Up by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

ass clapped 

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.

me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.

ass clapped by Vanswhat February 13, 2019

ass stubble 

small reminants of hair found on the asses of male models and body builders

Body builder: Hey Dad, come in here and shave my ass stubble!!

ass stubble by awesome January 9, 2004