Peter Parker

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Parkognize

When you recognize a slightly familiar fellow Parkie outside of the Park Cities area and pause unable to be 100% certain if it's really that person.

There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.

Oh no, I think I parkognize that woman over there but I can't tell because she looks different on this side of the highway.

by Merritt Patterson March 15, 2008

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

parkside apartments

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up

rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

by diaperbabybrother June 7, 2017

Sinatra Parking

When you park your car right next to the place where you are going.

We scored Sinatra Parking last night at the AppleBees. We were right in front of the door!

by Ima Hack September 9, 2009

Baltimore Parking Spot

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.

Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.

by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014