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man splatter

1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human species...typically ejaculate (cum), but could also be pre-cum, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. Pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having sexual or sexy qualities.
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
man splatter by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006
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Man that's Thirsty 

A way of saying cool or sick.
Austin: hey I got a new dirtbike

Jake: Man that's thirsty
Man that's Thirsty by tmac5083 April 23, 2009
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adv; mans up, manning up, manned up.

1.To man up: Its time for you to man up for your baby girl.

2.To be manning up: he manned up once he saw the one.

3.To have manned up: he manned up for his son in the past.
1.Did he man-up, or fess-up to his moma!?

2.Today I might be manning-up, for class.
3.Get up to my level of happiness, before you leave.
man-up by RB. 865. January 25, 2014
A room a man has claimed as his own personal space. He goes here to be alone, leaving the entire responsibility of watching the children, cleaning and cooking, etc., to the female of the house. She never needs a woman cave or a break because she is a woman. Only the man needs this special break and space as he is the one who is most pitiful. He blames much of this on the woman, and must hide away in mutiny that she dare expect anything of him.
His wife asked him to help watch the children so he retreated to his man cave, thereby giving the entire responsibility to her while he took a break.
man cave by moondrop September 3, 2017
a way to send away hexes or to get a faggot to show masculinity
A Rumps...MAN UP.baggaloggadagga dooga dogga logga....HEX BROKE!!!!!!!

Man The Fuck Up 

When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.
Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!
n. A strong man who can lift heavy things and/or move them, usually at the request of his sweetheart.
Her: Honey can you take that old chair to the curb?
Him: Okay.
Her (to a friend): He's such a good man ox.
man ox by miss c September 22, 2006