Sad brain

When you don’t wanna say stupid say sad brain. Please do it’s what all the sophisticated people say.

Brian: Bro I just fell over my own feet
Alfred: Bro that just sad brain
Brian: Yeah bro I’m just sad brain

by The sad brain club February 18, 2021

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 19, 2021

Big Brain

something u or someone did caught your attention and u thought it was very smart.

YO that microwave cookie was such a BIG BRAIN Idea

by Brcvpa February 22, 2021

Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021

Dolphin brain

Dolphin brain is a metaphor for the mental connections/ train of thought made by a ND person in between conversation. It can be used to describe the thought process made mentally by a ND person in-between verbal conversation.

Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.

NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.

(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)

Neurodiverse (ND): I love mangoes
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids

NT: ???

With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes

ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple

ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids

by Miss_Em February 25, 2021

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

Drifter’s Brain

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.

Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.

by Rosemoth March 14, 2021