ass nibbles 

The friendly little pieces of shit that come before the main event.

Damn, I felt like I had a huge shit, but only the ass nibbles came.

ass nibbles by assnibbler December 30, 2010

Ass is Grass 

This is already defined here, but the tag line hasn't been mentioned! "...and I'm the lawn mower!"

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"

Ass is Grass by DayleSnail May 12, 2008

Ass Mocha 

The result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the shitter. It will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich Colombian aroma.

"Dawg, I fully expelled near a gallon of ass mocha in the shitter just now."

Ass Mocha by Mad Druid October 4, 2004

ass tractor 

Not a sexual term, similar to ass plow. Ass Tractor usually refers to the entity that is doing the plowing.

Man, that bitch took a ride on the ass tractor when her boss found out she was smoking weed on her lunch break.

ass tractor by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

ass pro 

An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

ass pro by arsebum October 16, 2009

Ass money 

A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.

Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)

Ass money by sancho1249 February 17, 2013

ass juice 

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

ass juice by fuck YOU May 27, 2003