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Mitche’d 

To make everyone think at your the next big thing at football ; only to suck Dick and lose every game for your team
Timmy mitche’d his team for the conference championship while attending Blue Mountain State
Mitche’d by Zaz Traun 1 December 29, 2020
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A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (Because of Sen. Mitch McConnell and according to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
McConnell's such a motherfuckin' mitch he voted against $2k Covid-19 stimulus checks just so he could get in bed with all the GOP senators.

Mitch better have my money!
Mitch by idkForgot January 1, 2021

Mitchel Gatzke 

A beautiful (no hetero) boy who has a youtube channel with sick animations
"Have you heard about Mitchel Gatzke?"
"Yeah i have heard of Mitchel Gatzke."
Mitchel Gatzke by My e my e my e January 4, 2021
Cock too big
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Mitch by notmitch22815 January 9, 2021

Mitosis Three Way 

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens
Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you
mittens by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021