Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.

Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.

by bigotits November 6, 2018

Toucan

Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.

Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!

by Toucanass November 26, 2018

toucan

Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.

Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan

by bigblueeatsdicks January 3, 2019

tough bluff

A bluff that is convincing.

You just tough bluffed me out of $100. I give you props!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

by Binary01 July 23, 2019

torchlight

The act of doxxing a girl's history and distributing the information to the men who are attempting to Slide into the DM's. Allows fuckboys to know their mark to increase their chances of being laid.

Girl: how did you know my VSCO account?
Boy: the boys torchlighted you in the group chat

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

Toucan Sam

A annoying ass person who's a toucan and tries to act cool but really Toucan sam is a dumbass

Haha its Toucan Sam!! Errrrrrr

by Ava_star September 5, 2019