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Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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War dog

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.
by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
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Culture War

2 mentally retarded factions of political zealots fighting to see which on of them gets to control your behavior and mind. That's what the word "culture" means. "Behavior that is passed down through generations."
Hym "BOTH OF WHICH are willing sacrifice your kids AND COMPLETELY FABRICATE A MENTAL ILLNESS GOING AS FAR AS TO HIRE PLANTS TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY in the name of a culture war propagated by the delusions of incest cultists and socialist zealots. If they do not willingly give up control of my life by paying and crediting me for that AI I created... I will murdered one of your children. They will get the control they desire and one of you will pay the price. And if others follow suite, more than one of you will pay the price."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Sake's Believe's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Sake's Believe's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Sake's Believe's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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Floptropican Civil War

Floptok is currently in a civil war. This ware is between oldgen floptokers and newgen floptokers. Newgens are making new versions of the popular Floptok icon Jiafei, and the oldgens say we don't need more Floptok icons and that we should stick to the ones we already have. This has caused conflict between oldgens and newgens. President of Floptropica Deborah Ali Williams and the rest of the Floptropican government are working hard to fight against the newgens and stop them from creating more stupid and unfunny versions of Jiafei.
"have you heard about the floptropican civil war?" "yeah, it sounds awful. Hopefully our troops fight off all the newgens so Floptok can be at peace."
by fart sniffer 9000 October 12, 2023
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whiskey war

when a small group of people lock themselves inside a room with a handle of whiskey and finishes the whole thing

the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef
last saturday me and three of my friends had a whiskey war. we all got pretty damn wasted.
by bigwhisk2333 October 12, 2010
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss
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