cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

white ice cream

This would be White guy cum.

Girl - I got some white ice cream all over my face last night!
Girl 2 - Tastes good doesn't it ;)

by Elisabeth Swannn January 28, 2017

oh freaking whip cream

A phrase used in place of "oh fuck me" or when a situation is bad."

Oh freaking whip cream I forgot to get the body out of my basement.

by AshMashBlellow June 29, 2017

Cream

Salty white shit that comes out of a penis

Friend: why r u so hot
Me: bc u make me cream

by Thaniggaslyer200 June 29, 2022

Cream

Cum seamen

Oh I creamed everywhere.

by Idk , April 26, 2024

cream

in other words CREAM is a common word used in tiktok/middle schoolers everyday vocabulary

"that was so CREAMY"

Oh that is some thick CREAM

by itsthecream June 02, 2021