cookies and cream milkshake 

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

cookies and cream milkshake by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone 

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

free ice cream 

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

free ice cream by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

chunks of cream 

When the sperm of a male contains milk and cheese mixed with alcohol poisoning

Chunks of cream; old Mac and cheese

chunks of cream by jajarara 44 April 10, 2015

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie 

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie by Claude2869 June 15, 2015

You're the cream to my crop 

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

You're the cream to my crop by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream] .

Whipped his cream by The Vildanden Rule Maker December 30, 2015