Potate 

1. (Noun) - The act of being a potato
2. (Adjective) - Being similar to a potato

1) Potatoes will potate underneath the sun
2) John sat there being potate, watching the television

Potate by Pieacasio March 11, 2017

Blates like Potates

Another term for "blatantly".

Blates like potates!

Blates like Potates by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010

PotatoOrgy 

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

PotatoOrgy by Captain47 November 22, 2011

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

potatoe pussy by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Potatum

Potatum (pronounced po-tay-tum) is Latin for potato, however it is also linked to the name Tatum, meaning cheerful. The Romans believed the a potato was a cheerful vegetable built of what is calledhappy matter. It is thought to have brought luck and happiness into peoples lives.

Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.

Euan: He got all of the answers wrong in the test!
Robert: What a Potatum!

Potatum by haamooseesee1 August 25, 2008

shirt potatoes 

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

shirt potatoes by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

pootato 

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

pootato by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004