Zach is a cool ass MF! He's tall, and will wire up an electric box like that flashy dude from black ops zombies. Drives a Big white Chevy like a chariot in the Renaissance. Pookie bear Zachy
by Parro is lame October 21, 2025
Get the Zachary Dotsonmug. 
Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!
"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"
by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022
Get the Zacharymug. Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.
by Gogurt Tube April 5, 2023
Get the Zachary Kohelmug. Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!
Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!
Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!
Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!
by AHHHHH IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY April 25, 2022
Get the Zacharymug. by ZacharieTheWeeb May 24, 2023
Get the Zachariemug. 