Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong

"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"

by fred987 December 11, 2020

Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

by jrpgkin April 13, 2022

The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

Jehovah’s Witness

Liar

You’re a Jehovah’s Witness

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025