cassie vance

a nasty dike who like getting tag teamed by fat low life hillbillys and loves getting cracked out and eating out girls thinks shes a man she looks acts and desses like a man she cant stay off the meth she loves the coke also shes so loose its nasty she is just a nasty losse dike (eeww)

hey did can you smell that guy over there..fish thats nasty
thats not a guy thats cassie vance
oh shit thats one nasty dike
yeah i heard shes realy losse

me too
yeah

did you also hear that she loves pussy

yeah what a nasty SKANK
yeah no shit

by KCUFuoy March 6, 2010

Vanderbilt of our group

A person (sometimes a thing or team) that never wins in a group. They cannot beat anybody at a game, and are always depressed and strutting around about their smarts instead of sports ability.

Billy can't beat anyone 1 on 1 at football. He is the Vanderbilt of our group.

by tennessee18_ December 21, 2014

Vanced

One who cheated at golf cheated

Cory Vanced on his golf score this weekend

by Darcy Clark May 6, 2005

vancure

A fucking faggot

Oh my god, Bruvmce is such a Vancure

by Will Varbs June 22, 2017

Vance

Bad with puns, no trust
Molested some children once, well at least tried to.

His memes are shit too.

Oh yeah, his brother is a communist too.

"Vance, do you have friends?"
"Who needs friends when you have math?"

by Iamthevillain January 12, 2017

vander

vander
noun
1. a middle-aged man that hides behind social media
2. a coward, a pansy

Arnie really is a vander. i heard he sent Sue a Skype breakup message. What man in his 50's does that?

by sumboo August 30, 2018

Vance

A short man with a small dick gets friend zoned all the girls pitty him to nice to his asshole friends shy but funny to mess with and good to hang out with

Alice: That guy is so adorable

Sarah : yea he’s a Vance

by Shghk November 25, 2018