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Toonie Tuesday

A kick assery day to get a cheap hooker. Usually because it's the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a sextastic moment with a wife.
Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)

Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?

What's that?

It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)

Oh dude awesome!

Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!
by Toonie Tuesday's save money! October 19, 2011
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Thoonk

The sound it makes when a man enters a woman via anal sex really fast
man, I was pushing, but she was stressing, and I stroked her back, so she relaxed, and it went THOONK!
by Mechwarrior Buddah February 13, 2017
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Troon

Troon: to be in a state of, or experiencing the mental and emotional sensation, of extreme boredom combined with a profound sense of restlessness.
1. To be feeling very troon.
2. To be in a state of troon.
3. To be trooned.
Yo, yesterday I was so absolutely trooned at work. It was brutal.

person 1: Hey, hows it going?

person 2: I am feeling super troon right now. Gah, can't even focus.
by mizzredd November 14, 2011
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Troon

Great Adj. The best time you ever had.
We had the troonest day when we scored 4 drinks with 2 bucks we found at Murbah golf course. YYEEAAAHHHH!!!
by Daniel February 2, 2005
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toonami

What made me stop watching Cartoon Network. Mainly consists of Dragon Ball,
Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and lots and lots of Gundam. Oh, and sometimes other stupid anime cartoons make random appearences. Lots of little kids watch this piece of crap.
Kid 1: Wow! DBZ is awsome!
Kid 2: Hey! Giant robots!
(kid 1 & 2 begin to drool)
by Cellist December 21, 2003
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Toon

A jew with big curly hairs
Hey thats a jew
Its Toon
by Aarskriebel101 January 9, 2018
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Funshine/Toonlight

n.

1. The Egglepple Company's time "when the fun shines". Lasting 200 days from March 5 - September 21. A play on the words sunshine and moonlight.
We'll be having lots of fun this Funshine/Toonlight!
by iTodd September 30, 2006
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