The Twilight Effect

From the 2008 movie and book series "Twilight" this is where every girl regardless of age will fall in love wih the main character, Edward Cullen. Somehow women seem to get this unrealistic view that Edward Cullen is a living person and will fall in love with you if you see his movie or read his books enough.

That Edward Cullen is sooooooo cute!
Ohno, Janet has fallen into The Twilight Effect

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

Twilight Buzzkill

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.

Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)

by Spatchmo June 30, 2009

Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine

The time of night from about 7-10 p.m. in which it is too late to take dayquil and too early to take nightquil without disturbing your sleep pattern.

I was dribbling all over myself last night, but it was in the Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine, so I couldn't do anything about it.

by ker.mudgeon May 11, 2011

twilight movie

A terrible movie. It sucks ass. Everybody is so fucking pale.

The Twilight movie sucks. to bad hot topic had to promote this shit.

by sage thunder March 26, 2010

twilight haze

the state of mind one falls into after finishing a twilight book. the first twilight book is probably the strongest point of the haze.

long-time twilight fan: hey, is Megan done reading Twilight?
twilight fan 2: yeah! she finished it last night!
long-time twilight fan: oh! good! now we can talk about it with her!
twilight fan 2: not yet, man. shes still in the twilight haze. wait until she gets over the shock.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

Twilight

Brainwashing at it's finest.

Worst book in existence, not worth your time.

Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!

Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.

by Zeriyan January 26, 2009

Twilight

IT'S GODAWFUL! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE! HORRIBLE!

"Have you seen Twilight yet? If you haven't, don't. It's so bad."

by E-Lizzard-Breath March 26, 2009