toaderboated

When a toad is thrown between a women's breasts hops around and croaks.

This girl with giant tits was lying on the beach tanning so i threw a toad in her cleavage and yelled "you just got toaderboated!"

by iliveinfortfun October 21, 2010

toad

a disgusting or nasty person, based on looks and personality

Welty is a shoal toad.

by SOBP January 18, 2008

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

vomiting toadstool

With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"

by johnny30 February 18, 2009

On Today

Another way of saying "today," particularly used in the Black church.

Preacher: "It's so good to see y'all on today."

"Can we clap our hands on today?"

by hughesnum3 October 29, 2015

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011

toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.

Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005