what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019

Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

by phooshbubble December 20, 2017

Howi Cooking

The act of Cooking Howi

We should do some Howi Cooking if he steals our copies

by Vortex_shark May 20, 2020

cooking to bang

cooking food for a member of the opposite sex, with the sole purpose of hoping they'll sleep with you afterwards

ah, laura's coming round, he's cooking to bang

by the eyes tornado March 4, 2011

jaelyn cook

jaelyn is a girl that finn wolfhard is in love with... finn and jaelyn have only been together for a couple months and you can already tell that they are gonna last long.

omg... i just want someone to look at me like finn looks at jaelyn cook😩

by lolokdidntask June 5, 2021