These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008

Thirsty

1. When a girl wants to have sex.
2. When a girl desires sperm/semen as a beverage.

"When you go to collage, there will be a lot of thirsty girls, you better deliver"

"Hey :) I'm thirsty, can i drink your sperm?"

by Soroush B December 22, 2007

Thorsten

A typical white guy who is known for being extremely weird when it comes to sexual stuff. He knows about every fucked up thing on the internet and it satisfies him talking about those things. Do not ever mention topics like 2 girls 1 cup if a Thorsten is close by, cuze then you will soon have to deal with the most fucked up conversation of your entire life time....

Dude have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Don't tell Thorsten about it though.

Oh shit its Thorsten...RUN!

by Swag420Man500 December 4, 2016

Thirsty Thursday

Much like “Titty Tuesday” or “Wet Wednesday” when themed selfies can be sent for a fun surprise to a friend or partner, “Thirsty Thursday” is when a selfie or picture is taken while giving a blow job.

Let’s take a Thirsty Thursday photo. Drop your pants.

by DDDDaring August 7, 2019

Thirsty

Term is usually used to describe a female.

She:

1. Loves blow jobs.
2. Very eager to please a member of the opposite sex.
3. Gold digger
4. Sneaky
5. Mouth Slut

Her fiance walked in on her on her knees with another dude. She was thirsty! Gargling it like Listerine.

by ConQuesha November 21, 2013

Thirstywear

The coolest clothing you will ever own. Thirstywear will be your "go to" clothes again and again. The ultimate in style and comfort. Designed by Lisa Eisen a cottager in Muskoka to keep her boys warm and dry after wakeboarding. The line took off and has a loyal following of customers from all walks of life. Made from 100% terry cloth fabric...complete with vintage style embroidery. The line includes, pants, hot pants, shorts, hoodies, skirts and dresses.

Thirstywear is for those who want to soak up style and make whatever they wear truly their own.

by Lisa Eisen January 5, 2008

Dick Thirsty

A girl who can't seem to get enough D. The 2015 version of a S.L.U.T

BLANK can't leave the bars/Walmart/gas station with out seeing at least 5 guys she has slept with...she's dick thirsty.

by Brittelizabeth2 November 16, 2015