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Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024
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Pull A Spiderman

When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.

(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.
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Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
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Spiderman

an angsty teenager with spider allergies
"Bro look its spiderman!"
by JebronLames123 February 11, 2020
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Spiderman

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dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018
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Lakeland Spiderman

When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.
Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night

Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.
by LakelandWoman April 28, 2023
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