I'm Spiderman

I'm a trans gay man

Mom, I'm spiderman

by Urmeow July 17, 2023

Spiderman webshooter

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.

Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years

by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021

Spidermaning

Verb: To climb upside down like Spiderman - like on a rope or horizontal pipe.

Oh no, he's escaping the building! That mother fucker is Spidermaning his way out, on the overhead pipes!

by RichFran31 January 20, 2024

Spidermaning

Vivbing while swinging around like spiderman

I am spidermaning away

by uhdbuysjgdwq8igduhwiqd December 12, 2021

Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper November 05, 2015

marvels spiderman 2

19 inches of Venom

Man I live Marvels Spiderman 2

by RadicalMonarch November 28, 2023

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 10, 2016