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Angry Lesbian

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.
Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."
by passionwink January 25, 2008
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Angry Saki

When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.
Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!
by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 4, 2019
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angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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Angry Minge

A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.

It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.

Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
by iron woman March 25, 2010
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Angry Kitty

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
by Teleygirl April 24, 2010
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Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head
by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018
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Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
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