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Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...
Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock
by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010
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Titty baby

Literally any guy teenager who still relies on his mom and she is always making excuses for him.
Dude Andrew is such a titty baby.
by KMB26RJB28 October 4, 2017
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pop your titty

Aye Hailey cmon pop your titty
by Xxmushroomgodxx May 2, 2018
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titty club

an estblishment where women dance topless
hey homie lets go to the titty club, it's dollar night
by redneck dumbass June 8, 2005
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tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
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Big Titty Energy

Cara Delevinge has big titty energy.
by lilthot42 November 19, 2018
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titty flip

when you put your hand under someone's titty and flip it up
by LINDSEY NICOLE January 23, 2008
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