I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

by MathPlus September 28, 2020

do your taxes

the act of smoking weed

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?

by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

teeeshaa

small black girl with a very very very loud mouth, and gets rude way too easily.

Person1: hey, can i have a cup of tea?
Teeeshaa: NOO ! FACK YOUU !
Person1: HEEY, shut up small person !

by imabeeimabee May 13, 2010

Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004