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assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.
Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.
by Josh mcalister December 18, 2008
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Delta Technologies

A powerful ally to have, Delta Technologies is a company of classified origin, based in classified.
I heard Delta Technologies was really pulling all strings.
Delta aerospace, don't they buy from Casey?
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Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.
"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
by jj_702 October 17, 2019
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Transcendental Technology

-spiritual skills and abilities of a PSI BEING.
-the application of MetaPsychcis and/or Transcendental knowledge.
-self knowledge.
-the process of Eternal Life in temporal form.
-the processes, techniques, psi exercises, theory, {P.E.T.} Therapy, Psi Tech and Psi Qi of MetaPsychics.
by ParaSmart December 10, 2017
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Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.
I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.
by Sexydimma October 28, 2023
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Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though
Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags
by Shanikqaaa October 20, 2018
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Russian Technology

When you play the most amazing game of Escape From Bitches and you use a sight like the PSO and align the lines on the scope to the size of the person to get the right drop off without adjusting your scope. Very innovative technology.
That mf James j got dropped by this shitter ak with my Russian Technology
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023
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