Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 09, 2021

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by November 13, 2020

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Spicy ˝target˝

You say Spicy ˝target˝ when you see the main target of your spy mission. You replace ˝target˝ with the targets name (for exsample if the targets name is Sam you would say ˝Spicy Sam˝)

(Spicy ˝target˝ will be named Sam again)
spy1: Look Spicy Sam
spy2: Oh there he is
spy1: Yeah we should hide

by Gobice February 28, 2022

Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.

I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.

by White Obama :) January 28, 2021

Target

A kpop boygroup under KJ entertainment that has 7 members
Target debuted in January 24 2018

Seulchan (Leader) • April 25 1994

G.I • June 25 1993

Zeth • September 1 1995

Boun • June 25 1996

Roi • June 12 1996

Hyun • June 11 1996

Woojin • November 28 1998

Person 1: Do you know this kpop group Target?
Person 2: No, what’s that?
Person 1: Target is an amazing underrated kpop group you should check out
Person 2: Okay I will thanks♡︎

by Straykids4ever0325 April 23, 2021