The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.
To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018
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"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
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Get the three legged swagger mug.A song made by a girl named Cher Lloyd which people seem to rage on about, because they have no Swagger nor Attention of their own, making them a "Swagger Jagger."
Person 1: "That Swagger Jagger Song Is Shit!"
Person 2: "Do You have any Swagger?"
Person 1: "Of course I do, check these moves out!" *Does Some Gangster Wannabe Shit Moves*
Person 2: "Shaking My Head, Swagger Jagger."
Person 2: "Do You have any Swagger?"
Person 1: "Of course I do, check these moves out!" *Does Some Gangster Wannabe Shit Moves*
Person 2: "Shaking My Head, Swagger Jagger."
by Bitch Named Deltrice August 26, 2011
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by kanej97 November 7, 2012
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Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him
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Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him
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